1. Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai!!!
  2. Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..
  3. A Man before marriage is – Superman.
    After Marriage – Gentleman.
    5 years Later – Watchman.
    10 Years later – Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.
  4. Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho… taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum… ” UNMARRIED” ho.
  5. Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge? Husband – main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho KHUSH RAHO
  6. Why love marriage is better than Arranged???? B’coz a “KNOWN DEVIL” is better Than an “UNKNOWN GHOST”.
  7. Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
    HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.
  8. A man gave an add in Matrimonial column”PATNI CHAHIYE”
    He got 1000 replies all saying:-” Meri Le Ja…!””Meri Le Ja…!”
  9. Husband to Hotel Manager: “Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai”
    Manager: “What can I do?
    Husband: Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.”
  10. Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,an art for a lover,an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.